[News] No to the Nookie on A380, says SIA October 28

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Sex ban on the Airbus A380; A380 Beds For Sleeping only, Says Airline

Australians Tony and Julie Elwood share a romantic moment on their double bed in the exclusive suite aboard the Singapore Airlines Airbus A380 on Thursday, Oct. 25. (AP Photo/Gillian Wong)

Unlike Limp Bizkit, Singapore Airlines apparently didn’t do it all for the nookie.

That is, at least, where the A380 is concerned.

In this humorous piece posted on Times Online, we find out Singapore Airlines plans to nix the nookie onboard its new super jumbo jet. The sex ban extends even to the posh double bed suites featured on the carrier’s A380.

From the moment the carrier unveiled its luxurious double bed suites, every aviation journalist, blogger, and plane enthusiast have snickered about the role those suites will play in passengers joining the “Mile High Club.” (Earlier this week, The Buzz writers gave their prediction on the ‘flying love shack.’)

Passengers Tony and Julie Elwood, who booked the double suite on the A380’s first commercial flight last week, weren’t impressed with SIA’s policy, according to the Times report.

“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?” asked Tony, a vigorous 76. “Seems a bit strange.”

Maybe Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst needs to have a chat with the folks at Singapore?

Source: http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071028/BLOG01/71028003]heraldnet.com

         

[drdre69]

i think they are afraid of the stains.

[zuoom]

change bed sheet lor.

[Cobra]

I wonder if its safe to sleep on the bed on the A380 .... you need to belt up on the bed ?

Wonder what kind of "belt" they use for the bed ... cant be the same one ... if not meet turbulence you'll find half of yourself on the ceiling. Wonder .....

I think the rule says "No Sex on board" ... be it toilet or bed or cargo. 

[klumpkeTT]

imagine if there's a sudden turbulence while they are doing it.... hahahaha.... both will be bouncing from the bed to the ceiling.

[drdre69]

wonder how many stewardesses can you fit in the suite... hmmmm

[klumpkeTT]

wahahaha - that's a thought.
Change airline carrier name:
instead of SIA - change it to BIA (Brothel In Air)...

[seanlce]

how do they stop u anyway?

[Cobra]

how do they stop u anyway?

They use the stun gun if you refuse to stop immediately after 2 warnings.

You will be handcuffed and arrested once plane landed .... then you'll be charged and fined .... next both you and partner pictures appear in stomp .... and the whole world know what you have done ... evil hor ... kekeke 

[seanlce]

seriously? lol. but how do they find out? cctv meh?

[Silver Bullet]

seriously? lol. but how do they find out? cctv meh?

Maybe they got install "shock" sensors in the bed leh, after a few continuous "knocking"(maybe 3-4 times), an alarm will goes off & an annoucement will b made..

*tee..tee..tee*(with red flashing lights)..."Ladies & Gentleman, pls refrain fr having sex or huge consecutive movements as turbulance may occur anytime, ur co-operation will b greatly appreciated, thank u."...

And the warning will keeps repeating itself until u get outta bed to deactivate it..wahaha..

[Cobra]

seriously? lol. but how do they find out? cctv meh?

The sleeping cabin have got side windows which the passenger cannot close it fully. Its for safety reason so that the crew can check if things are okay ... in case you ask about privacy ... sorry there's no such as privacy on planes .. its always safety first for all on board ... no compromise .

[meow (=^^=)]

if ppl want to do...even no privacy also can do....meow seen before on a flight back from the states,  a couple was doing in the economy class (in the dark of course), another young couple doing that in the cinema, rocking so loudly on the seats...

[drdre69]

on ah, i'm trying to book suite class on A380 already. oops it will cost me $32k for two tickets.

[cepheus]

Seriously w tht kinda price, i was hoping that SQ will provoide not just the bed but also a SQ girl ON THE BED. Heh