something dark. Quote from: friend;35811776:s13:http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2009/02/16/the-mrbrown-show-send-ah-kong/direct mp3 download:http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-160209-send_ah_kong.mp3SEND AH KONGYou know, Singaporeans, when it's to time to choose a nursing home, the gahmen has a place for you.There's a place, Batu PahatWhere the old folks can roam freeAnd this place, very cheapGot many palm treeWork whole life, in SingaporeBut still broke until teng korDowan you, go and die in another countryWhen it's time to matiDon't pay 90 cents for a kopiSend your dad and mumThey have chewing gumChorus:Send Ah KongFind budget old folks' homeHealth Minister say got discount across causewaySince already dyingMay as well make space for the livingSingapore too smallPlease go to JBYou may think it is far,sekali bad guy steal your carLagi worse if you drive BM or HondaDon't be scared, not so badJust don't stop if tire flatThere's no jam if you choose to go on weekdaysWhen you go to JohorYou can also do some shoppingSeafood cheap and freshYou can save some cashChorus:Send Ah KongMove to a bigger placeHealth Minister say that Malaysia BolehThere got pirate movieAnd power tongkat aliWhy choose SingaporeBetter go to JBSend Ah KongIf he kena sickHealth Minister say ambulance on the wayGahmen very caringIt's just an option they are sharingSingapore loves youGrow old in JBGahmen very caringIt's just an option they are sharingSingapore loves youGrow old in JBFor you and for meGot no ERPIt's cheaper, you seeGo die in JB (Do it for your children)via : http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2272588
:s13:http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2009/02/16/the-mrbrown-show-send-ah-kong/direct mp3 download:http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-160209-send_ah_kong.mp3SEND AH KONGYou know, Singaporeans, when it's to time to choose a nursing home, the gahmen has a place for you.There's a place, Batu PahatWhere the old folks can roam freeAnd this place, very cheapGot many palm treeWork whole life, in SingaporeBut still broke until teng korDowan you, go and die in another countryWhen it's time to matiDon't pay 90 cents for a kopiSend your dad and mumThey have chewing gumChorus:Send Ah KongFind budget old folks' homeHealth Minister say got discount across causewaySince already dyingMay as well make space for the livingSingapore too smallPlease go to JBYou may think it is far,sekali bad guy steal your carLagi worse if you drive BM or HondaDon't be scared, not so badJust don't stop if tire flatThere's no jam if you choose to go on weekdaysWhen you go to JohorYou can also do some shoppingSeafood cheap and freshYou can save some cashChorus:Send Ah KongMove to a bigger placeHealth Minister say that Malaysia BolehThere got pirate movieAnd power tongkat aliWhy choose SingaporeBetter go to JBSend Ah KongIf he kena sickHealth Minister say ambulance on the wayGahmen very caringIt's just an option they are sharingSingapore loves youGrow old in JBGahmen very caringIt's just an option they are sharingSingapore loves youGrow old in JBFor you and for meGot no ERPIt's cheaper, you seeGo die in JB (Do it for your children)
mistabrown | July 16, 2009The National Day song you didn't get to see! Yes! "What Do You See" was not the only NDP song written for the 2009 NDP, you know!Performed by mrbrown and the band, Electrician! Shot in France, Holland, London and a Prata Shop in Singapore!International locations! Elaborate sets! Real Teh Si!Lyrics: mrbrown, Marc Nair and Samantha De SilvaMV Producer: mrbrownMV Cinematographer: Ryan KwokMV Editor: Shirley Eng
mistabrown | September 03, 2010The music video of the song we wrote for all the Lau Peng of Singapore! Download our shows from http://mrbrownshow.com
Oh Army!I served my country, I served my timeDid my BMT, I didn’t mindI gave my blood, I gave my sweatAnd I never ever ask for anything backNow you give money, 9000 bucksTo the new soldier, then we get what?We finish army, and we ROD,How ’bout all the years we go for ICT?And we sayArmy army army ohDon’t want me want me want me no!Why don’t you pay me pay me pay me whoaWhy is the gahmen so one kind?Is it cosI am I am I am oldThat’s why you’reTreating treating me so coldI may have served a long long time agoYou should leave no man behindWe ate the sardine, we ate baked beanOur food not catered, tray must ownself cleanWe miss our mother, at night in bunk we cryWhen our girlfriend call to say goodbyeWe are the lau peng, you dowan usWe are the lau cheow, we very frusThough we are fat now, can’t fit Number FourDon’t forget we also contribute beforeAnd we sayArmy army army ohDon’t want me want me want me no!Why don’t you pay me pay me pay me whoaWhy is the gahmen so one kind?Is it cosI am I am I am oldThat’s why you’reTreating treating me so coldI may have served a long long time agoYou should leave no man behindWhen I was eighteen, I went to TekongAlways drop twenty cos the Corporal tell me soEvery day we chiong suaEvery day we 2.4Every thing must sign extraWash the toilet mop the floorOur PC crazyWake us up earlyOur boots must kiwiKiwi until so shinyOur time no welfareOnly can get tekanBut now so take care$9k give to all our sonsArmy army army ohDon’t want me want me want me no!Why don’t you pay me pay me pay me whoaWhy is the gahmen so unkind?Is it cosI am I am I am oldThat’s why you’reTreating treating me so coldI may have served a long long time agoYou should leave no man behind
SingaporeHome > Breaking News > Singapore > StoryNov 11, 2010SM GOH CHOK TONGNewspapers still relevantBy Rachel Lin (http://www.straitstimes.com/STI/STIMEDIA/image/20101110/gohmedia-10.jpg)Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong spoke on challenges posed by the new media in Singapore. -- PHOTO: AP PUNDITS have predicted the end of print journalism with the rise of new media, but Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong believes newspapers can still stay relevant.To do so, local newspapers will have to build on the relationship of trust they have with their readers and keep their finger on the Singapore pulse.They also need highly skilled professionals in the newsrooms, and have to harness the latest technology to meet the different ways people access news.Mr Goh set out these steps the print media can take to meet the challenges posed by new media, in a speech on Wednesday night at the 10th anniversary celebration of MediaCorp free morning daily Today.In Singapore, he noted, people have numerous sources of news. More than 80 per cent of homes have broadband Internet access, and many international publications provide free content online.These news sources also cater to niche interests, which draw readers away from traditional newspapers.
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Hard Truths (mrbrown edition)Hard Truths 1. You may never get to vote in this lifetime.Hard Truths 2. Those who CAN vote will complain & complain about the Govt but when elections come, will end up voting them back in.Hard Truths 3. People want an opposition in parliament but not in THEIR estate please.Hard Truths 4. Singaporeans will forget all their grievances if you dangle a carrot just before elections.Hard Truths 5. Some things are not forgivable. Like the S-League.Hard Truths 6. The year of the rabbit may be a good year for carrots to workHard Truths 7. Foreigners are the solution to economic growth, low fertility rates and just about everything.Hard Truths 8. No matter how right your argument is, They are more right.Hard Truths 9. When elections are around the corner, every minister, president and their mother will publish a book.Hard Truths 10. When elections are around the corner, the newspaper will print pages and pages of excerpts of these books, saving you the convenience of buying the books.Hard Truths 11. When the Minister Mentor says, "We can integrate all religions and races except Islam" and that Muslims can integrate better if they were "less strict on Islamic observances", it is a hard truth. When anyone else says it publicily, it is probably going to be an invitation to drink kopi and get to know the Religious Harmony Act better.Hard Truths 12. Before election: Gahmen will give us chicken leg. After election: Gahmen will collect one chicken from us. (via @aromacookery)Hard Truths 13. F1 can make noise at Marina Bay/Civic District for 3 days; Thaipusam cannot make noise between Serangoon Road & Clemenceau Ave for 1 day. (via @bubblevicious)Hard Truths 14.You may lose your home so that the govt can build an expressway. (via @bubblevicious)Hard Truths 15. No choice… No other better player… Wat to do? (via @packetron)http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2011/01/hard-truths-mrbrown-edition.html